Bunny Felon

Back in the day, I had a bunny.  He was cute and furry as bunnies are, then one day he turned. His bunny eyes turned red and he suddenly hated carrots. In the summers, he’d eat all of my blueberries and watermelon, drizzle it with honey.  One day, I caught him in the act and he tried to blame his bunny brother. That’s when I had to turn him in and to this day he still can’t find a job.

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