Bunny Felon

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Back in the day, I had a bunny. He was cute and furry as bunnies are, then one day he turned. His bunny eyes turned red and he suddenly hated carrots. In the summers, he’d eat all of my blueberries and watermelon, drizzle it with honey. One day, I caught him in the act and he tried to blame his bunny brother. That’s when I had to turn him in and to this day he still can’t find a job.

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Goats Milk from $8.50

Goats Milk

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This sweet strawberry custard is pasteurized by the ancient goat monks of the Himalayas, and blessed by the goat pope. It’s been 65,000 years in the making and now available to humans for the first time. May the blessings of the goat elders be with you.

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Armed Strobbery from $8.50

Armed Strobbery

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Put your hands up! That strawberry you’ve been looking for? The one that’s eluded you for so long? Well you’ve finally got it in your sights. But watch out. This singular berry vape is packing some serious flavor.

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Mr. Biggs from $8.50

Mr. Biggs

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Mr. Biggs was notorious for his sweet tooth. I still remember the day he scooped the rest of my dang peanut butter, peeled my last banana, scraped some caramel out of the jar, then ate it in front me and laughed. And that's why we call him Mr. Biggs.

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